CHI CHAK!!

G : B, let me show you some of my photoshop masterpieces

B : oh, come on show me!!

G : this is my latest April 09 masterpiece

B : wow!! not bad! but obviously you got no hair yet hehehehe

G : ..... there are also some older masterpieces which I made in SJMC or at home last yr.

G : I think I made this in SJMC. It looks like a graveyard hahahaha

B : ooo, this looks like the one u put in your msn display pic!!

G : this is our nato's blog header!!

B : I guess no one go to the blog liao after you put up the header..

G : oh noooo... now I know why... opsssss

B : SO, do you have any failed example to show? those you cannot let ppl see one??

G : hahaha, I have actually, let me show you too!

G : some ppl might say it looks nice but it's not supposed to end up this way haha

B : I heard you also tried some photo effect right?? using real people?

G : ya... you.. sure you want to see??

B : YES!

B : HAHAHAHAHA! why CMT look so greeeeen??? you just applied the gradient effect?!!

G : nooooo, I see ppl do very nice but surely sth went wrong when i tried hahaha!!

B : I think CMT will come after you soon!

G : that's why I use my photos for experiment now hehehe

dont't worry CMT, this pic will stay only in B&G lol

(G's post)

Totoro

B : hey G, last few weeks, you told me your weight is bout 62 kg right??

G : ya, why suddenly ask me again??

B : oh no no no, I just want to know if you are back in shape or gain more nia

G : oo, kkk. my latest weight is... is... 68kg..

B : omg!! Are u ok aa? Any putus cinta aa?

G : ..... I thought I lost some weight at first le, haihh... I think I look like Totoro now.

B : wow! you mean the famous japanese star??!!

G : ..... my dear B, totoro is laaaa!!



(Totoro Low's post)

frater obsisto foramen

(bros before holes)

G : B…

G : B…

G : B!!!

B : Huh?? Oh! Oh!

G : ………… Stop listening to your iPod touch la.. it’s blogging time!

B : Sigh

G : Why sigh? You just got your new iTouch wo…not happy?

B : Happy le…but…

G : Sad because you don’t have a special someone to share with?

B : I…I…

G : Eh B, last time you told me, you almost got together with J.

B : That was long time ago le…2 years ago

G : Why didn’t you get together with her? What happened?

B : Why suddenly you’re asking about this?

G : Suddenly thought of it. Lol. Curious ma, cause the both of you almost made it.

B : Well…well… one of her reservations was… because she kinda knew my ex, C. So it’s like J and C are friends, and she just felt that it’s weird.

G : Ohhhhh. Like that also can feel weird meh? I don’t get it wo. Love means love la.

B : Okay I give you an example. If let’s say you couple with R. Then one day you break up. Then after that I couple with R. How would you feel then?

G : If like that then Chronicles of B&G sure close down already. Hahahaha

B : That’s exactly my point

G : And then hor, continuing that example you gave, A is both our good friend. How’d you think he’ll react to this?

B : I think A will be speechless. Split. Torn in between… Helpless…

G : Oooh I see. So I guess J can be highly commended for her to put her friendship with C first before committing into a relationship that will potentially jeopardize their friendship.

B : Yes

G : Hmm. but too bad, because of that, you remain single. Nyahahaha. Oopss…

B : ……………

जगा फोन को

(wake up call)

G : Bakkie, someone from TBS called me just now...

B : yess, finally they decide to kick you out from TBS??

G : ... the lady asked me why I didn't go to class till today...

B : what did you say then???

G : I politely cakappp, "I handed in 2 letters-one from my doc and one from my father-to F on Feb liao."

B : ohh, prob solved thn!

G : I think F didn't process the letters well hehe, so the lady faxed me some forms to fill again.

B : ok..means they are going to process your case now la.What you want to complain actually??

G : errr...errr.. I dont feel like going back TBS that soon hahahahaha

(G's post)

純粋なクラップ

(pure crap)

B : EH, is your turn to update our blog la.

G : oh oh, now updating hehe!! any clues for today's post?? or any breaking news??

B : errr, today someone went for a funny inteview called "come-get-a-girlfriend".

G : failed already?

B : yesss, the boy said he want to jump.. BUT I dun think so

G : I wonder who's the boy..btw, I watched "Marley and Me" today and I .. I.. cried a lilll bit

B : because of Jennifer Aniston??

G : NO laa, because of Marley the dog haha

B : ohhh..

G : I thought you want to sell your 5 years old Indian Star tortoise??

B : yess, why??

G : To plan for our future, we should keep it as our pet! treat the tortoise like our child!! thn only I decide whether I want to have children or not~

B : Are you OK today?? dont want talk to you anymore..

G : ..............

(G's COTD a.k.a Crap Of The Day)

fide et labore

(with faith and zeal)

After his first 48 hours as No.1, we are once again delighted to have N on our blog.

G : N, what were you doing at Petaling Street?

B : And you drank Teh O Ais Limau! Love you N! Muah.

N : Well, during our last interview, I saw B’s fantastic watch. I knew I had to get one. Hehe. Oh, and TOAL is to die for. Delicious. Way better than my usual Black Label.

B : But, N, you’re so rich and powerful now. Shouldn’t you be able to afford an original one? You got so much commission from the nuclear submarine deals. (jealous). I still haven’t got my commission from my tuition deal yet. (hint)

N : Well, now recession ma, cannot simply buy RM10-20k watches you know. Besides, to show that I’m “One” with the rakyat, I must wear what they wear too. Nyahaha.

G : Ouuu. Eh N, why did you remove the ban on the two newspapers?

B : Yalor, I thought you said you wanted to save money la, save the trees la… And the 13 ISA Detainees! Why did you release them?

N : Hehehe. Fooled you guys huh? Now it’s my 100 honeymoon period ma, and we have 3 by-elections some more. So I better make popular decisions lo. After 100 days, throw them back to Kamunting, and ban those papers again. But don’t tell anyone. Ssshhh.

G : Wah you’re so pro!

B : Yea. We have much to learn…

G : I heard… B and N were from the same school. Is that true?

B & N : Let us march on to glory! Let us surge on to fame! Let us raise our voices and our hearts! Onward, onward St. John’s! Onward, onward, onward St. John’s!!

G : …………

Fast & Furious Part 2

G : yoooo B!!

B : you look happy now!!

G : yes, I went to the Gardens just now!!

B : is that sth strange or unusual??

G : for me yes laaa. Eh, for 7 months I didn't go to the crowd, so the feeling is like I'm just being released from the jail haha.

B : sounds more like a horny monster escaped from the cave...

G : hahaha, I must admit that I saw many new xiao gu niangss and xiao mei meiss!! eyes a bit sore now..Opsss.

B : ..... I knew it. EH, btw, why you choose to go Gardens?

G : errrr.... I went to collect book from Borders actually.

B : ...........................

(G's post)

Fast & Furious Part 1

B : hey G, you look serious. What's up??

G : hmmm, I'm a bit stress.

B : Doing assignment? I thought you free 24 hrs nowadays?

G : haha, is bout my body la. I think is time to tell you the truth. Are u ready B?

B : yes...

G : Actually, my plalet level never reach the min lvl since transplant. My immune system is not functioning normally. After 3 months, it looks like the viral infection is still strong. Whenever the medicine is reduced, my platlet dropped also.

B : Ohno, so what the doctor said?

G : today, he said sth like "I cant tell" , " strange" , "unusual" .

B : huh??? means you are dying?

G : not yet hehe. Although is a bad sign for a doctor to say sth like this, he said the situation is irrelevant to leukemia. It's infection. But is wth kind of viral infection is still unknown. So Monday I have to do marrow test.

B : ohh, so means you OK la? Are u feeling normal now?? Anything strange??

G : hehe, I'm feeling normal so far. Hopefully monday is a good day for me!!! WIll you be there for me Bakkie??

B : I'm always here for you Giappy~ (hug together)

G : ouuu, I'm so touched!

There are things that I want to achieve in life, please dont put a stop to me ..yet.

(G's wish)

canicula

(bitch)

(G bumps into B)

G : Ouch! B…what are you doing here?? Aren’t you supposed to be at class?

B : I… I…

G : Someone dumped you?

B : Nola…but…sigh…

G : But I guess it was your fault anyway right??

B : True also…but still…

G : You’re saying that you’re being treated unfairly?

B : That’s how I feel, and…

G : And you think that students your age shouldn’t be treated this way?

B : Well I’m not saying that, but…

G : So you’re gonna file a complaint?

B : I thought of doing that but…

G : But you think that would be a foolish and immature way to handle this situation?

B : Well, I was feeling a little…

G : Upset? Hurt?

B : Yea, and…

G : Hahaha.

B : Can you let me talk?

G : Oopss. Ok ok. Go ahead.

B : I had a dream last night.

G : Wet dream???

B : I dreamt about boarding a plane to Adelaide secretly…and once I’m there, I went to visit Y-H, P, and SK.

G : Ooh and then?

B : And then we went shopping at the mall… and then we had BBQ party at their house.

G : So long NATO never had BBQ party…

B : We NEVER had BBQ party. Lol.

G : Oopss. I think this dream means you’re trying to escape all your troubles, and you miss your friends soo much. But I wonder why you never dream of me.

B : I thought this dream means that I should go for BBQ soon.

G : ……

ascendo ab auctoritas

(rise to power)

Today we’re inviting a special, honourable, and very very very important guest to our blog. Fresh from getting something he dearly wants without clearly earning it, he’s none other than N.

(N bumps into G)

N : Ouch! Why is it so dark in here?

G : Earth Hour ma, lights are off

N : ………

B : So how are you feeling, N?

N : I’m good. I’m in a mood for change! Change in my party’s constitution! Change in the quota system! Change in th……

G : We can see that you’ve change into your undies.

N : OMG OMG OMG! How can you see that? I thought all lights are off for Earth Hour?

B : It’s already 9.30, N. So why are you in your undies?

N : Well I’ve got this meeting with a special person for a hot night of passion. Hehe..

G : Wah so dangerous. What if your wife finds out? Or if this girl keep stalking you?

N : Easy. Just bomb her with C4 Explosives la

G : What'’s a C4??

B : There, the one the terrorists use one in CS. (Counter-Strike, not Chye Soon)

G : Ouuuuu

B : But N, you’re not scared the police come after you meh?

N : Aiya. Scared what? Last time when I was No.2, I still can get myself out of trouble. What more if I’m No.1 now?

G : You the man N!

B : Eh N, why did you ban the 2 opposition newspapers?

N : Oh oh. Because I only read the Star, NST, Utusan, etc. So what for waste money print so many newspapers? Waste money nia. Especially now recession period.

G : Waste the trees printing so many newspapers also!

N : OK come, I bring you all visit this girl using my new submarine.

G : Wah Nuclear Subs wor. Where we going?

N : Azerbaijan. My 2nd favourite country after M.

B : M for Malaysia?

N : M for Mongolia!

G : ………

B : One last question, N, what impression do you think you can impose on the public that is different from your predecessor?

N : Well, for starters, I won’t fall asleep at 99% of my official functions!

B,G & N : HAHAHAHA, LOL, ROFL, LMAO

最後のカード

(last card)

B : I'm emo.

G : Why you emo?

B : first, lots of assignments. I'm stress and tired doing those assignments. Need to revise notes also. Not only that, I want to score high high.Mood not so good lo.

G : that's all??

B : and and..love problem. I like a girl. I went to the Curve purposely to find her everytime. But I wonder if she knows my feelings or not...haihhhh.

G : anymore??

B : oh oh, got. friends' problem. I want breaking news, they give me break-up news. As a friend, I tried to console and encourage them. So when I talk to them, I a bit emo with them also.

G : ouuu, understandable reaction la B. next time, if you emo, think this way. You still have your last card : HEALTH. That's a priceless gift to you!! You should be at least happy for a few mins everyday for having the card. Not worth it la if you always emo. What's important - move on after a while. I lost my last card...Opsss.

(after few seconds..)
B : I feel better now!!

G : so fast...

(In G's mind)
When a person is indirectly saying HIHI to death, the person's mind will reflect all the happenings in life and people. The valuation process of people, moral values and life will start again. Maybe that's why people like soldiers, patients, or the like are more determined, calm, act slower or sometimes cruel and selfish after some vicious cycles or catastrophic events. These people realised something during the process, be it intrinsic and/or extrinsic value. Their perceptions and fundamentals had changed. What am I trying to say? next time before you syok syok emo, ask yourself, worth it or not. Value it. As for me, sometimes i wonder, is leukemia the price i need to pay to be a lil more mature? hope not.

occubo quies

(rest in peace)

B & G : To he whom have departed, R.I.P.

iPhone & BlackBerrry

G : I hope to get a BlackBerry Curve. How bout you, B?

B : oh oh. I hope to get an iPhone.

G : cool cool! hmm, I wonder if we can combine iPhone with Blackberry..?

B : waa, then we'll have iBerry!!

G : yesss, and iBerry sounds cute haha.

B : I wonder if both of us can com...

G : DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT !!

(G's post)

G's 最新のニュース

(G's latest news)

B : hey G!! How's your blood test today?

G : oh, so far so good. Not back to normal yet, but no danger so far.

B : you sound so cheerful, are you pretending?

G : nola, in fact now if i look at my palm, i will have a big smile!! but.... but.....

B : what happened G?? i'm here with you, tell me babe~

G : there's a woman with leukemia, same like me, she passed away yesterday. I'm sad..

B : you know her?

G : no, she appeared in the news. Her siblings refused to donate bone marrow to her, which
directly led to her death!! I'm very down. She got the hope to live for years to come, but
why her biological siblings refused to help her? I think they..they.. are too cruel and
selfish... (tears coming out)

B : ohnoo, they really shouldn't do that. I can understand your feelings. Don't get too
emotional..(hugging together)

G : the reasons they gave are unacceptable. They thought they will die if they donate part of
their bone marrow?? EXCUSE ME?? bone marrow means the stem cells in your blood!!NOT
your BONE!! WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT DOWN AND RELAX.They are too
religious!!! I understand the process, that's why I know. But I couldn't help...

B : ooo, maybe you can help others next time. Do you need some tissue???

G : No,thanks. I'm fine. ohya,btw, can you...stop hugging me?? a bit geli la

B : .....................

arieto caecus caninus

(like a blind dog)

B : Should I go to A&W today?

G : Depends. Are you hungry?

B : Should I go even if I’m not hungry?

G : I think you are hungry, but yet you don’t wanna go to A&W. Which is strange, because A&W is your current flavour now and it only opens every Thursday.

B : I do have a weird way of doing things..

G : Well you do know you got nothing to lose, right.

B : Maybe A&W is sick of me eating there every Thursday.

G : Or maybe you’re just being paranoid.

B : Why?

G : A&W is the food. You are the customer. Food doesn’t order the customer. The customer orders the food.

B : Oh.

G : And if A&W doesn’t like the customer, they’ll kick you out. So far that hasn’t happened, right?

B : Right. But should I give A&W a skip this week and go again next week? I did go to Starbucks after all yesterday

G : But A&W is gonna close soon. You may never get to eat there again.

B : True true.

G : Love is for fools wise enough to take a chance.

B : Brilliant. Want me to pack some for you?

G : ………….