Lazy to put a Latin title this time

After a turbulent few weeks, N is back at B&G.

N : B&G, I feel so stressed.

G : Why why why?

N : So many issues on my mind le. PPP suddenly has 2 presidents, Perak has 2 menteri besar, but since after A got bombed, I only got 1 lover left.

G : Lol. You notty boy!!

B : N, why you didn’t wanna contest in Penanti? Scared ah?

N : Noooo la. Who said I’m not contesting?

G : ???

N : Haih, you poor innocent souls. You see, although I didn’t put an official candidate there, I’m using a different tactic this time.

B : Wah, how how?

N : Easy. I bought over Ms. A, asked her to contest as an independent against PKR, then asked her to threaten to reveal some nasty stuff about PKR.

G : That way, the voters will think PKR is such a badddd party, and they won’t think that BN are behind this evil instigation of a dirty campaign!

N : You’re getting smarter, G! Look's like you’re recovering well…Hehe.

B : So pro! But you still made a mess in Perak.

G : Yalor. That Z has the guts to compare himself to Mandela & Gandhi.

N : Nola, that retard is only saying that they share the same skin colour.

B&G : LOL!

B : But I was quite surprised that you let the High Court rule against you.

N : Aiya, that was just a ploy ma. You’ve never heard of Appeal before meh?

G : Apple?

N : No, its… APPEAL.

G : Ohhhh

N : Yessss I did that to impress everyone, including Prez’ O in America!

Prez’ O : I was PUNK’ed!!!!

N : Ngek ngek ngek!

B&G : ………………

Photoshop CS3 Finale Part II

(this is a reply to G’s post. Lol)

Studentsss : Prof B!

Prof B : Yessss my sweet sexy students, what’s the problem?

Studentsss : Prof G promised to teach us photoshop, but all he did was show off his work le.

Prof B : Is it!?!? How unprofessional. Come come let me show you some ‘tips’

Studentsss : Yay!!!

Prof B : Do you know what is wrong with these pictures?

Studentsss : When we first look at the picture, we first notice the woman running!

Prof B : Sooo clever!! Muaks

Studentsss : …………

Prof B : So what is important when we are doing a billboard adv is that we must project the BRAND! As you can see the brand (UniSA) is at the far bottom corner.

Studentsss : Ouuuuuuu

Prof B : So let me show you the perfect ad.

Studentsss : The quality is almost like Prof G’s de.

Prof B : You mean as good as his?

Studentsss : No, we mean as bad. LOL.

Prof B : ………………

Photoshop CS2 Finale ^^

Prof G : Good morning students.

Studentsss : Good morning Prof G!

Prof G : ngek ngek ngek. Today... I gonna teach you.. how to design a billboard.

Studentsss : yes Prof G!! Bravo!! bravo!!

Prof G : FIRST! create a new canvas with size 1280 x 720 pixels.

Studentssss : yes Prof G!!

Prof G : THEN! add in or type anything you likey. Pls look at my sample.

Studentsss : Looks good Prof G!!

Prof G : ahem ahem hehe. THEN!! I dont care how you do it, make it LOOK ORGANISED. See my sample.



Studentsss : yes Prof G.....

Prof G : THEN!! time to DIY. Give some magic touches to your work. See mine see mine.



Studentsss : yes Prof G..... ...... ......

Prof G : LAST STEP! find a picture and paste your work in it. See my sample again!



Prof G : understand students??

Studentsss : you like didn't teach at all le..... !!!

Prof G : opssssss. Didn't I tell you all that I'm not a Photoshop lecturer?


(Prof G's post hahaha)

画一画, 油一油.

G : B, I think I'm good in watercolour painting le ^^

B : ohh? show me your watercolour pic thn.

G : pls look down a bit.



B : OMG, it's OHHHSOME!! is IKEA!

G : not bad right?? I still remember I got 57 marks in my Pendidikan Seni in secondary school.

B : so high??!!

G : are you jealous edi?? yesssssssSS

B : errr, not really la, because I got a pic almost looks like your drawing de. Look down pls.

G : ...................... opssss ^^

(G's drawing)

fluctuatio

 

G : B, it’s been a long time since you’ve blogged… what’s up? I thought there was a week’s holidays…

B : Study break ma, I thought no need to blog. Hehe.

G : ……… I’ve been on a break for about 9 months, and yet I still blog…

B : You’re too free la.

G : 0o0o0o so you must be very busy? What have you been doing??

B : I went to Zouk! CLEO’s 50 Most Eligible Bachelor Finals Party!

G : 你 OK 吗 ?? You go there to see guys?

B : U see G, when there is an event that feature hot guys such as this, surely there’ll be a lot of hot girls who’ll be there also ma.

G : Ooh, you’re so clever… But but, by hot girls you mean CMT and ASLY?

B : Ermm…

G : What time were you home? Your mummy daddy didn’t scold you?

B : I’m 22 already la.

G : I’m …I’m…21 but my mummy still don’t let me go out at night.

B : U cannot dance ma, your new bone marrow cannot take the intense vibrations. Lol.

G : …………

B : Hehe. Anyway, you must be a pro like me!

G : How?? Teach me teach me!

B : First, as you approach your house, mati-kan your car engine, but leave your handbrake down, and your gear shift to D. Your car will slowly glide down silently to your front porch.

G : What is mati-kan engine?

B : Means off your engine la noob…

G : Oh oh… then???

B : Then do not use your car alarm to lock your car doors. Lock it manually. Likewise, if your house has an autogate, manually open and close the gate, cause some gates create lots of noise when it closes, if it is made of cheap material like mine…

G : Oh Mr B, you’re so clever!! you’re my idol!

B : So where you wanna go tonight? MOS? Zouk? Barcelona?

G : Hehe see first ya, tell you tomorrow

(the next day)

B : So G, going?

G : Not sure yet leh. Tell you soon ya…

(the next day)

B : Going, G?? Faster decide la

G : Erm will let you know ASAP

(the next day)

B : Oi G, tonight on or not??

G : My momma say swine flu… better don’t go out…

B : …………