ascendo ab auctoritas

(rise to power)

Today we’re inviting a special, honourable, and very very very important guest to our blog. Fresh from getting something he dearly wants without clearly earning it, he’s none other than N.

(N bumps into G)

N : Ouch! Why is it so dark in here?

G : Earth Hour ma, lights are off

N : ………

B : So how are you feeling, N?

N : I’m good. I’m in a mood for change! Change in my party’s constitution! Change in the quota system! Change in th……

G : We can see that you’ve change into your undies.

N : OMG OMG OMG! How can you see that? I thought all lights are off for Earth Hour?

B : It’s already 9.30, N. So why are you in your undies?

N : Well I’ve got this meeting with a special person for a hot night of passion. Hehe..

G : Wah so dangerous. What if your wife finds out? Or if this girl keep stalking you?

N : Easy. Just bomb her with C4 Explosives la

G : What'’s a C4??

B : There, the one the terrorists use one in CS. (Counter-Strike, not Chye Soon)

G : Ouuuuu

B : But N, you’re not scared the police come after you meh?

N : Aiya. Scared what? Last time when I was No.2, I still can get myself out of trouble. What more if I’m No.1 now?

G : You the man N!

B : Eh N, why did you ban the 2 opposition newspapers?

N : Oh oh. Because I only read the Star, NST, Utusan, etc. So what for waste money print so many newspapers? Waste money nia. Especially now recession period.

G : Waste the trees printing so many newspapers also!

N : OK come, I bring you all visit this girl using my new submarine.

G : Wah Nuclear Subs wor. Where we going?

N : Azerbaijan. My 2nd favourite country after M.

B : M for Malaysia?

N : M for Mongolia!

G : ………

B : One last question, N, what impression do you think you can impose on the public that is different from your predecessor?

N : Well, for starters, I won’t fall asleep at 99% of my official functions!

B,G & N : HAHAHAHA, LOL, ROFL, LMAO

最後のカード

(last card)

B : I'm emo.

G : Why you emo?

B : first, lots of assignments. I'm stress and tired doing those assignments. Need to revise notes also. Not only that, I want to score high high.Mood not so good lo.

G : that's all??

B : and and..love problem. I like a girl. I went to the Curve purposely to find her everytime. But I wonder if she knows my feelings or not...haihhhh.

G : anymore??

B : oh oh, got. friends' problem. I want breaking news, they give me break-up news. As a friend, I tried to console and encourage them. So when I talk to them, I a bit emo with them also.

G : ouuu, understandable reaction la B. next time, if you emo, think this way. You still have your last card : HEALTH. That's a priceless gift to you!! You should be at least happy for a few mins everyday for having the card. Not worth it la if you always emo. What's important - move on after a while. I lost my last card...Opsss.

(after few seconds..)
B : I feel better now!!

G : so fast...

(In G's mind)
When a person is indirectly saying HIHI to death, the person's mind will reflect all the happenings in life and people. The valuation process of people, moral values and life will start again. Maybe that's why people like soldiers, patients, or the like are more determined, calm, act slower or sometimes cruel and selfish after some vicious cycles or catastrophic events. These people realised something during the process, be it intrinsic and/or extrinsic value. Their perceptions and fundamentals had changed. What am I trying to say? next time before you syok syok emo, ask yourself, worth it or not. Value it. As for me, sometimes i wonder, is leukemia the price i need to pay to be a lil more mature? hope not.

occubo quies

(rest in peace)

B & G : To he whom have departed, R.I.P.

iPhone & BlackBerrry

G : I hope to get a BlackBerry Curve. How bout you, B?

B : oh oh. I hope to get an iPhone.

G : cool cool! hmm, I wonder if we can combine iPhone with Blackberry..?

B : waa, then we'll have iBerry!!

G : yesss, and iBerry sounds cute haha.

B : I wonder if both of us can com...

G : DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT !!

(G's post)

G's 最新のニュース

(G's latest news)

B : hey G!! How's your blood test today?

G : oh, so far so good. Not back to normal yet, but no danger so far.

B : you sound so cheerful, are you pretending?

G : nola, in fact now if i look at my palm, i will have a big smile!! but.... but.....

B : what happened G?? i'm here with you, tell me babe~

G : there's a woman with leukemia, same like me, she passed away yesterday. I'm sad..

B : you know her?

G : no, she appeared in the news. Her siblings refused to donate bone marrow to her, which
directly led to her death!! I'm very down. She got the hope to live for years to come, but
why her biological siblings refused to help her? I think they..they.. are too cruel and
selfish... (tears coming out)

B : ohnoo, they really shouldn't do that. I can understand your feelings. Don't get too
emotional..(hugging together)

G : the reasons they gave are unacceptable. They thought they will die if they donate part of
their bone marrow?? EXCUSE ME?? bone marrow means the stem cells in your blood!!NOT
your BONE!! WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT DOWN AND RELAX.They are too
religious!!! I understand the process, that's why I know. But I couldn't help...

B : ooo, maybe you can help others next time. Do you need some tissue???

G : No,thanks. I'm fine. ohya,btw, can you...stop hugging me?? a bit geli la

B : .....................

arieto caecus caninus

(like a blind dog)

B : Should I go to A&W today?

G : Depends. Are you hungry?

B : Should I go even if I’m not hungry?

G : I think you are hungry, but yet you don’t wanna go to A&W. Which is strange, because A&W is your current flavour now and it only opens every Thursday.

B : I do have a weird way of doing things..

G : Well you do know you got nothing to lose, right.

B : Maybe A&W is sick of me eating there every Thursday.

G : Or maybe you’re just being paranoid.

B : Why?

G : A&W is the food. You are the customer. Food doesn’t order the customer. The customer orders the food.

B : Oh.

G : And if A&W doesn’t like the customer, they’ll kick you out. So far that hasn’t happened, right?

B : Right. But should I give A&W a skip this week and go again next week? I did go to Starbucks after all yesterday

G : But A&W is gonna close soon. You may never get to eat there again.

B : True true.

G : Love is for fools wise enough to take a chance.

B : Brilliant. Want me to pack some for you?

G : ………….

cave ignoscas ab eliano

(to forgive and to forget)

B : . . . . . .

G : Speechless? Wasn’t this your idea to do this in the first place?

B : Well it is our first dialogue, still getting over the early anxiety. Hehe.

G : Why the anxiety? As long as we don’t say anything sensitive here no one is going to get raped. Right?

B : But I suppose we don’t enjoy that security in recent times. We Malaysians tend to shoot the messenger. Anger isn’t channelled towards the right path.

G : Oh you mean like Wayne Rooney!

B : That was more of frustration.

G : You’d think a person the age of 23 should be mature enough to control his frustration, his anger. But he’s acting like a 17 year old.

B : I’d think a person, by the age of 21 should have some extend of maturity too. Yes, we could understand the source of anger, but why make things worse? Let water pass under the bridge. Let bygones be bygones.

G : Time will heal, I hope. Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind

B : But it seems like time not only failed to heal, but only served to make things a lot worse. The anger seems to be building instead of subsiding.

G : That will surely get in the way of more important priorities won’t it?

B : Definately. In a way, it seems like the fire of anger is hell bent on flaming itself wilder. Even if there’s no one acting as the wind flaming it. What others are actually trying to do is trying to be firefighters, putting out the flame of anger, but the fire is just way to hot.

G : Flaming on its own? A one man show. Cristiano Ronaldo comes to mind!

B :  Yes yes. A bright star brimming with potential but now engulfed in his own petulance. Sulking at everything. Angry & frustrated with everyone but himself. If it doesn’t stop, a critical decline is inevitable.

G : Well I’m sure in Ronaldo’s case, he has his teammates and manager to guide and help him right?

B : One must be willing to help himself first, before being able to accept the help of others.

G : An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing.

B : God bless Martin Luther King Jr.

G : God bless the tortured soul.