CHI CHAK!!

G : B, let me show you some of my photoshop masterpieces

B : oh, come on show me!!

G : this is my latest April 09 masterpiece

B : wow!! not bad! but obviously you got no hair yet hehehehe

G : ..... there are also some older masterpieces which I made in SJMC or at home last yr.

G : I think I made this in SJMC. It looks like a graveyard hahahaha

B : ooo, this looks like the one u put in your msn display pic!!

G : this is our nato's blog header!!

B : I guess no one go to the blog liao after you put up the header..

G : oh noooo... now I know why... opsssss

B : SO, do you have any failed example to show? those you cannot let ppl see one??

G : hahaha, I have actually, let me show you too!

G : some ppl might say it looks nice but it's not supposed to end up this way haha

B : I heard you also tried some photo effect right?? using real people?

G : ya... you.. sure you want to see??

B : YES!

B : HAHAHAHAHA! why CMT look so greeeeen??? you just applied the gradient effect?!!

G : nooooo, I see ppl do very nice but surely sth went wrong when i tried hahaha!!

B : I think CMT will come after you soon!

G : that's why I use my photos for experiment now hehehe

dont't worry CMT, this pic will stay only in B&G lol

(G's post)

Totoro

B : hey G, last few weeks, you told me your weight is bout 62 kg right??

G : ya, why suddenly ask me again??

B : oh no no no, I just want to know if you are back in shape or gain more nia

G : oo, kkk. my latest weight is... is... 68kg..

B : omg!! Are u ok aa? Any putus cinta aa?

G : ..... I thought I lost some weight at first le, haihh... I think I look like Totoro now.

B : wow! you mean the famous japanese star??!!

G : ..... my dear B, totoro is laaaa!!



(Totoro Low's post)

frater obsisto foramen

(bros before holes)

G : B…

G : B…

G : B!!!

B : Huh?? Oh! Oh!

G : ………… Stop listening to your iPod touch la.. it’s blogging time!

B : Sigh

G : Why sigh? You just got your new iTouch wo…not happy?

B : Happy le…but…

G : Sad because you don’t have a special someone to share with?

B : I…I…

G : Eh B, last time you told me, you almost got together with J.

B : That was long time ago le…2 years ago

G : Why didn’t you get together with her? What happened?

B : Why suddenly you’re asking about this?

G : Suddenly thought of it. Lol. Curious ma, cause the both of you almost made it.

B : Well…well… one of her reservations was… because she kinda knew my ex, C. So it’s like J and C are friends, and she just felt that it’s weird.

G : Ohhhhh. Like that also can feel weird meh? I don’t get it wo. Love means love la.

B : Okay I give you an example. If let’s say you couple with R. Then one day you break up. Then after that I couple with R. How would you feel then?

G : If like that then Chronicles of B&G sure close down already. Hahahaha

B : That’s exactly my point

G : And then hor, continuing that example you gave, A is both our good friend. How’d you think he’ll react to this?

B : I think A will be speechless. Split. Torn in between… Helpless…

G : Oooh I see. So I guess J can be highly commended for her to put her friendship with C first before committing into a relationship that will potentially jeopardize their friendship.

B : Yes

G : Hmm. but too bad, because of that, you remain single. Nyahahaha. Oopss…

B : ……………

जगा फोन को

(wake up call)

G : Bakkie, someone from TBS called me just now...

B : yess, finally they decide to kick you out from TBS??

G : ... the lady asked me why I didn't go to class till today...

B : what did you say then???

G : I politely cakappp, "I handed in 2 letters-one from my doc and one from my father-to F on Feb liao."

B : ohh, prob solved thn!

G : I think F didn't process the letters well hehe, so the lady faxed me some forms to fill again.

B : ok..means they are going to process your case now la.What you want to complain actually??

G : errr...errr.. I dont feel like going back TBS that soon hahahahaha

(G's post)

純粋なクラップ

(pure crap)

B : EH, is your turn to update our blog la.

G : oh oh, now updating hehe!! any clues for today's post?? or any breaking news??

B : errr, today someone went for a funny inteview called "come-get-a-girlfriend".

G : failed already?

B : yesss, the boy said he want to jump.. BUT I dun think so

G : I wonder who's the boy..btw, I watched "Marley and Me" today and I .. I.. cried a lilll bit

B : because of Jennifer Aniston??

G : NO laa, because of Marley the dog haha

B : ohhh..

G : I thought you want to sell your 5 years old Indian Star tortoise??

B : yess, why??

G : To plan for our future, we should keep it as our pet! treat the tortoise like our child!! thn only I decide whether I want to have children or not~

B : Are you OK today?? dont want talk to you anymore..

G : ..............

(G's COTD a.k.a Crap Of The Day)

fide et labore

(with faith and zeal)

After his first 48 hours as No.1, we are once again delighted to have N on our blog.

G : N, what were you doing at Petaling Street?

B : And you drank Teh O Ais Limau! Love you N! Muah.

N : Well, during our last interview, I saw B’s fantastic watch. I knew I had to get one. Hehe. Oh, and TOAL is to die for. Delicious. Way better than my usual Black Label.

B : But, N, you’re so rich and powerful now. Shouldn’t you be able to afford an original one? You got so much commission from the nuclear submarine deals. (jealous). I still haven’t got my commission from my tuition deal yet. (hint)

N : Well, now recession ma, cannot simply buy RM10-20k watches you know. Besides, to show that I’m “One” with the rakyat, I must wear what they wear too. Nyahaha.

G : Ouuu. Eh N, why did you remove the ban on the two newspapers?

B : Yalor, I thought you said you wanted to save money la, save the trees la… And the 13 ISA Detainees! Why did you release them?

N : Hehehe. Fooled you guys huh? Now it’s my 100 honeymoon period ma, and we have 3 by-elections some more. So I better make popular decisions lo. After 100 days, throw them back to Kamunting, and ban those papers again. But don’t tell anyone. Ssshhh.

G : Wah you’re so pro!

B : Yea. We have much to learn…

G : I heard… B and N were from the same school. Is that true?

B & N : Let us march on to glory! Let us surge on to fame! Let us raise our voices and our hearts! Onward, onward St. John’s! Onward, onward, onward St. John’s!!

G : …………

Fast & Furious Part 2

G : yoooo B!!

B : you look happy now!!

G : yes, I went to the Gardens just now!!

B : is that sth strange or unusual??

G : for me yes laaa. Eh, for 7 months I didn't go to the crowd, so the feeling is like I'm just being released from the jail haha.

B : sounds more like a horny monster escaped from the cave...

G : hahaha, I must admit that I saw many new xiao gu niangss and xiao mei meiss!! eyes a bit sore now..Opsss.

B : ..... I knew it. EH, btw, why you choose to go Gardens?

G : errrr.... I went to collect book from Borders actually.

B : ...........................

(G's post)

Fast & Furious Part 1

B : hey G, you look serious. What's up??

G : hmmm, I'm a bit stress.

B : Doing assignment? I thought you free 24 hrs nowadays?

G : haha, is bout my body la. I think is time to tell you the truth. Are u ready B?

B : yes...

G : Actually, my plalet level never reach the min lvl since transplant. My immune system is not functioning normally. After 3 months, it looks like the viral infection is still strong. Whenever the medicine is reduced, my platlet dropped also.

B : Ohno, so what the doctor said?

G : today, he said sth like "I cant tell" , " strange" , "unusual" .

B : huh??? means you are dying?

G : not yet hehe. Although is a bad sign for a doctor to say sth like this, he said the situation is irrelevant to leukemia. It's infection. But is wth kind of viral infection is still unknown. So Monday I have to do marrow test.

B : ohh, so means you OK la? Are u feeling normal now?? Anything strange??

G : hehe, I'm feeling normal so far. Hopefully monday is a good day for me!!! WIll you be there for me Bakkie??

B : I'm always here for you Giappy~ (hug together)

G : ouuu, I'm so touched!

There are things that I want to achieve in life, please dont put a stop to me ..yet.

(G's wish)

canicula

(bitch)

(G bumps into B)

G : Ouch! B…what are you doing here?? Aren’t you supposed to be at class?

B : I… I…

G : Someone dumped you?

B : Nola…but…sigh…

G : But I guess it was your fault anyway right??

B : True also…but still…

G : You’re saying that you’re being treated unfairly?

B : That’s how I feel, and…

G : And you think that students your age shouldn’t be treated this way?

B : Well I’m not saying that, but…

G : So you’re gonna file a complaint?

B : I thought of doing that but…

G : But you think that would be a foolish and immature way to handle this situation?

B : Well, I was feeling a little…

G : Upset? Hurt?

B : Yea, and…

G : Hahaha.

B : Can you let me talk?

G : Oopss. Ok ok. Go ahead.

B : I had a dream last night.

G : Wet dream???

B : I dreamt about boarding a plane to Adelaide secretly…and once I’m there, I went to visit Y-H, P, and SK.

G : Ooh and then?

B : And then we went shopping at the mall… and then we had BBQ party at their house.

G : So long NATO never had BBQ party…

B : We NEVER had BBQ party. Lol.

G : Oopss. I think this dream means you’re trying to escape all your troubles, and you miss your friends soo much. But I wonder why you never dream of me.

B : I thought this dream means that I should go for BBQ soon.

G : ……