The Chronicles of B&G

Ouch!!

2010-03-12T15:15:00.004+08:00

A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came acroos a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper covering his genitals.

The lil girl said," what do you have under that newspaper, Mister?"

The man said, " NOTHING, it's just a bird, now go away!"

The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep. Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in pain.

"Where the hell am I ??"

A doctor replied, " someone called 9-1-1 and said you needed emergency help, so we rushed you over here."

"Well, what the hell happened to me??"

"We dont know, son. Do you remember anything unusual happening to you today??

" Err, there was a lil girl bugging me just before I fell asleep.."

The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the lil girl was still there, and she was.

The person said," Do you know what happened to that nice man you saw earlier??"

"Well," the lil girl said, " I started to play with that nice lil bird that he had and the damn thing spit on me. So, I wrung its neck, broke its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

Move On Pls

2010-01-31T20:12:00.006+08:00

For the past one and a half year, no one dare to say that his/her situation was worse than mine, yet a lot of them lived in an easy-get-emo mode. Go Facebook for example, I bet one can find lots of emo posts/thoughts. This is my hobby. I like to find out why people are upset. Although some posts were real and worth one's tears, times and times again I noticed pretense.

Thoughts determine destiny.

I never expect myself to step back to the hospital ward and daycare chemo centre. The nurses are friendly to me, but I dont really want to make friends with them as a patient. Perhaps as a visitor?

I had the darkest 3 days in my life. When doctor told me the disease is coming back, he was in fact actually telling me "If you dont do sth now, you will die." How many people can take this hit?

I lost my direction. I thought I could finish my degree and probably working. But now this is an impossibility. However, deep inside my heart, I still want to be a great investor! I know I can do it if I'm cured. You're healhty now, what do you want to be??

Financially, pshcologically, physically, I wished someone can share my burdens. I take 50% you take 50%. Deal?

When young adults are clubbing and drinking in the middle of the night, I'm taking chemo as my beer. You want some??

Every morning I wake up, with my yellow face and pale lips, with some losing hairs, I smiled to myself, saying "this could be the day when things turn around." How bout you?? lazy and frustrated to go study and work?

Losing my girlfried/boyfriend, I feel sad. I feel pain in my heart. I dont want to live anymore. I feel hopeless, My life is meaningless now without him/her. I hate that bitch. That bitch spoiled our reationship. I live in darkness now. I lost my motivation. I dont want to study anymore. Okie, so what? then how abut if you step into my situation?? I would be very happy to be in your situation. I'm serious, I dont mind losing any boyfriend/girlfriend now, because I know if I lose my life just one time, it will be over. I repeat, it will be over. Still obssessed with your boyfriend/girlfriend problems??

Let's move on people. If I can do it, why cant you ?

Just do It Kien Giap!!

2010-01-17T18:40:00.003+08:00

It's sad to know that my leukemia has relapsed.

Too many things that I have to let go this time.. like my UniSA life, the search for a soul mate lol and things that a 21 yr old guy should do.

I nearly give up when I heard this news, knowing that my life might have come to an end soon. It's exactly one year since my last transplant on 12 Jan 2009.

Sometimes I think if I have to be a baddd boy in exchange for health, thn I will be really willing to do it!! but that's only my innocent thought.

I still have another 50% of cure rate, this could be achieved if there's a match to my marrow and if I can pass through the 50% of mortality during the transplant. I feel helpless when I think of these, it's really a matter of death or alive.

At this point of time, I cant give up yet. It's really really frustrating that I need to go through the cycle again. I'm scared yet I have to be brave, smile to the dangers. My family is giving me full support!! Yet at the same time, I think I'm really a burden to them. My sister will quit her job as dentist in singapore back to look after me and it will costs my father near to 1 million if I go through all stages.. I owe them alot..

God has given me a road where there's no way back. This is a big test for me. I believe, if I can make it through, I will be someone in the future. If I fail, the only way out is death. I wont say I will fight alone this time, but with the power of friendship and my dearest family.

17

2009-11-23T18:37:00.002+08:00

G : B, I'm lil chilled today

B : why?? got gf edi??

G : got ppl asked me this " are you....17 ??"

B : wth.. was the person blind!!?

G : HAHAHAHAHAHA!

135P

2009-11-21T21:24:00.011+08:00

All of a sudden, I miss some people. Weird enough, all these people are guys haha = )

I came to Taylor's in Jan 2006 for A level. For my entire A level life, I lived in 135P, an unit in Pangsapuri Apartment.

In that unit, We had a masterbed room, a twin-sharing room and a single room. 1 unit is for 5 people. I lived in the twin sharing room in 2006 then masterbed room in 2007.

My messy table and bed opss~

All my housemates were from Sarawak, except me and one from Penang.

The one from Penang was called Jason. We loved to call him 'potential' student because he studied in US for years before coming back to Malaysia. But... after few weeks, we all thn knew he got limited potential in studies actually HAHAHA~

Yu Jen was my roommate. He was a baminton state player for Sarawak. Playing badminton with him got no fun because he never give you chance ... Although he got good accuracy in badminton, his aiming system in toilet was not so good!! my mother always scolded me for not scolding him bout those yellow stainss around the toilet bowl... haha...quite terrible to be honest but he moved out before my mother got the chance to scold him~

Another guy was called Daniel. This guy.. was a shyyyyy, timid, quiet but rich boy. You wont know he's rich until you eat dinner wih him or go shopping with him. As usual, we loved to tease him "you got no balls" hahaha, but he was actually a very active little monkey if you can open his heart LOL

Daniel and Giap

So you might wonder..why Kien Giap typed out all these?? hmm, coz my happiest days in Taylor's were all in 135P. My memories are bad sometimes now hehe,one day I might forget what we did in 135P, so I think I should leave a note somewhere so I can look back one day = )

What I remember now is all the bad,creative things we did!! so let me jot down 1 by 1..

1) I remember we started to mix well because of a bad word from Sarawak, called "Tuk Joy"!! I bet those who lived in KL dont't know this also. During my first week in 135P, I kept hearing this word..But I couldn't understand its meaning. So I asked.. turned out that it has the same meaning as our LJ in KL!! since then both LJ and "Tuk Joy" became common words in 135P ...

2) After shopping, someone stole a trolley from Carrefour and pushed it back to 135P.. It was still there when I moved out in 2007.... I'm not the one who did it!! not me!!

3) our record was that 18 people (nearly 4 units of monkeys) went out at night for mamak~

4) Unexpectedly, all these monkeys celebrated my 18th birthday!! We took picture near the swimming pool in Pangsapuri and then someone was thrown into the pool later.. I think I was the victim hahaha...everything ended up when the guard came and scolded us for making huge noises at night, cukup fierce lo!! Thn everyone went back with the head down LOL

18th Birthday
Our only grp pic hehe ^^

5) We joined a gym together as a group in Subang Parade. But hardly work out together haha!

These are what I can remember in 2006. In 2007, left me, Daniel and Jason 3 A level kis nia as others finished their courses edi. personally I think even with 3 ppl left, we were more united hahaha!!

1) Someone threw biscuit down to the car below from 135P. Ended up the car owner came up and knocked our door. Our strategy was to pretend no one at home a.k.a kept quiet hahahaha!! and it worked!!! but of course no more biscuit throwing exercise after that day~

2) Someone threw the TV remote control down to the swimming pool.... definitely not 3 of us coz we always watched TV de! after some investigation, the primary suspects, until now, we still think is the 2 new Vietnamese guys in 135P. We didn't really mix well with them to be honest, patriotic maybe??

3) Before the exam, someone suggested to send some false tips through SMS. err, but I think we didn't do it at last.. not brave enough haha!!

4) Surprisingly, Daniel the shy shy guy, got his gf before me and Jason!!! well, to protect our face, Jason and I always said we couldn't find one coz we were too handsome... hehehehe..

5) We loved to go to Meeting Point at night, a restaurant where not many students will go usually,because the owner's daughter was so beautiful !! but the restaurant bo liao now....

6) Right before the A level chemistry A2 Final Exam, Jason "accidentally" misplaced my lab notes.. I didn't read it... and the same experiment questions came out in the exam... the kns thing was the "potential student" returned it to me after I went back to 135P. I kept scolding him till the last day I moved out hehe~

7) 3 of us went for chemistry tuition in 2007. The tuition teacher was an indian called Mr.George. We didn't reli learn much from him haha, coz he always said "you cuckoo aa??" if one of the students couldn't answer his questions. I lauged alot in his class hahaha, especially if Daniel or Jason kena the "cuckoo" treatment from George!

8) Daniel loved to say "奇怪哦!!" haha! and I got affected by him until now..

Well.. that's all I can remember now. There are so many other tiny things that we did together in that 1 and a half year. I cant remember 1 single emo day during that period. Everyday was a surprise coz you wont know what other monkeys will do to you today and how you will trick them back! Maybe we were all too immature that time haha.

There are limited photos for my 135P memories, but I know all happenings in 135P, will be appreaciated by all of us who once lived there.

Masterpice for November

2009-11-03T18:53:00.007+08:00

G : hey B, I have brothers, do you know this??

B : you got brothers??? your mama told me you're the only son le...

G : hmmm...I have evidence that I got brothers!!! look at the pic pls~

B : OMG!! they ...they are your brothers???

G : ya..the left one is Ah Giap, middle one is Kien Giap, right one is Giap Giap

B : .......... actually you think I'm LuLu aa?? this is your latest photoshop work!!!

G : opsssss~ anyway the pic is bit grainy due to the camera hahaha....

Hallo~we~en

2009-10-25T20:45:00.006+08:00

B : Eh G, I heard halloween is near edi, facebook games all celebrating halloween special now le!!

G : hmmm, I duno when is halloween wo...din celebrate usually haha

B : izzit..?? thn..what is this pic about??!!

G : !!!!!!!! hahaha, oh oh, my sis bought some halloween stuff to celebrate in school ma, so i try try nia hehe

B : hmmmm, thn how bout this pic???

G : this is after I tried the costume.. I played with my baby cousin hehehe

B : awwww, so sweet laa you hahahaha!

NETO

2009-10-14T16:23:00.003+08:00

B : eh? I thought you went back to your blog liao??

G : ohh ohh, I come back to visit u ma LOL

B : one day nia... got any breaking news?

G : got!! apparently...someone is stalking us!!

B : how so????

G : today when I was talking to a gal.. thn thn sudd she asked " How's NETO?? "

B : NETO??

G : thn I asked " NETO??"

G : thn she said " coz I googled your name, turn out a blog, so I click in to see "

B : eh ?? your name got so famous meh??

G : I duno le, but I knew she was talking bout NATO, so I just briefly intro her the history of NATO hehehe..

B : is she pretty?? got mention bout me anot??

G : nope, I just knew that girl for few days nia so have to be careful hehehe..

B : ...... so how you end the NATO topic with that gal??

G : easy nia, I point my finger to my mouth, thn to the front. thn bo liao lo ^^

后会有期

2009-10-13T09:57:00.002+08:00

B : I notice u blog frequently lately.. so free aa??

G : maybe, maybe not, life is upredictable..

B : that's my line...

G : hehe, btw...I'm here to say goodbye to you B

B : !!!!!!!!!!! goodbye?!! why????

G : after monthsss of staying in B&G, I guess it's time for me to return to my G's blog LOL

B : awww, but I thought you enjoy blogging here?? it's our homee here ...

G : but I got another home too hahahaha...

B : so so...you will not blog again in B&G .. ??

G : I will my dear B, maybe in Dec or Nov.. or or maybe tomorrow LOL

B : can I come visit you thn?? I cant live without you ...

G : hahahaha, sure sure.. you can come find me always!!

It's Megan Fox again hehe

2009-10-12T15:26:00.002+08:00

B : whyyy you keep thinking bout megan fox G?? you like her is it??? last few days you told me you prefer jennifer aniston??!!

G : nono...I'm forced to think of megan fox. you know your house Connaught or pasar malam there right?? from phoneix plaza go straight then we should take the right turn if we want to go subang ma ..

B : ya, you're right...but nth is related to megan fox oso!!

G : got..recently, they put up a huge n sexy billboard at the roadside...

B : dont tell me is megan fox hahaha

G : yesss, it's her new movie called "Jennifer's body"...

B : THEN ??

G : everytime I drive till there, I sure will look at the billboard for few seconds LOL...soo dangerous!! the billboard is so distracting!!

B : is your prob nia hahaha!! who asked you keep staring at megan fox??

G : nooo, I tried to fight it, but I cant .. I think most male drivers will have the same experience as mine LOL ^^

Outdated Post II

2009-10-10T19:06:00.006+08:00

G : hey B!! The Proposal is damn nice too!!

B : is it?? I don't know bout it..

G : you this outdated kid... anyway do you like Sandra Bullock??

B : nope, I still prefer megan fox

G : oooo~ I know why I know why hahahaha!!

B : so how you lately? I heard you got lil prob with a girl lately.

G : ya, but I try not to entertain her too much. It's never my plan to do some charity work by teaching a bitch, trust me, she's a bitch.

Outdated Post

2009-10-10T11:07:00.004+08:00

G : hey B! transformer 2 is damn nice!!!

B : ya I know..but why now only say it's nice??

G : I just watched it today hahaha...

B : you this outdated kid... anyway you like megan fox now???? she's hot!!

G : nope, I still prefer jeniffer aniston ^^

Prof G's back again~

2009-09-20T11:11:00.004+08:00

Prof G : Hi studentssss!!

Studentss : AHH! it's Prof G ,the photoshop lecturer againnnnn!!! Hooray~

Prof G : yesss, why so happy see me again? you all don't like Prof B ???

Studentss : nolaaa, Prof B went to Aus edi... He wont come back in short term to teach us ma...

Prof G : ohhh, nvm nvm, I shall give you all a lecture on photoshop again today~

Studentss : yeah!!! hooray~

Prof G : Today we are going to create a simple cover page for a company called Tee Amo.

Studentss : but we thought the company doesn't exist anymore???

Prof G : opss, but we shall assume Tee Amo still here today LOL.

Studentss : ok...

Prof G : First, create a new canvas with A4 size!

Studentss : OK!

Prof G : thn.. make it black!

Studentss : OK!!

Prof G : type Tee Amo Clothing Limited!

Studentss : OK!!

Prof G : type annual report 2010!

Studentss : OK!!

Prof G : collect some pics from Prof B and Prof Abi!

Studentss : OK!!

Prof G : thn..DIY time!!

Studentss : everytime also like this...crucial part never tell us also.....

Prof G : here's my simple cover page sample!! faster c c!

Noti Boy

2009-09-17T21:20:00.003+08:00

Guru B : Student G, I heard you quite noti lately! why aa?!

Murid G : Guru B.... who said I noti wo???

Guru B : I heard.. out of 5 block lecture classes, you attended 2 nia!

Murid G : ohhhh! I not feeling well ma, the class so late sommore...who want go wo?

Guru B : I heard.. you just failed your MCQ test lately!!

Murid G : ohhhhh! I busy doing the assign so no time revise nia.....

Guru B : I heard you skipped two other lectures oso!!!

Murid G : same reason laaa, not feeling well, so din't go...

Guru B : you're such a noti boy!!

(Noti Boy's post)

Does Cancer Make you Strong??

2009-09-11T22:55:00.003+08:00

G : remember the things you said to me when I was in SJMC???

B : maybe... why??

G : I recommend this link to you hahaha
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/09/10/does-cancer-make-you-strong/

B : porn??

G : just part of my feelings at that time and sometimes, now

(G's link)

This Blog is Damn Dead ?.. ?...?

2009-09-04T23:07:00.003+08:00

G : B, are you busy?

B : not really, why?

G : why not update the blog?

B : no mood to update ler...I have to go casino, supermarket, do assignments, look at girls...aih...

G : ....................

B : why not you update???

G : I also no mood to update ler, sometimes forget what to blog also hahahaha.

B : ...........................

(G's ..... )

活好好

2009-07-31T22:50:00.002+08:00

G : jz now I went to my grandparents' house.

B : oh how?? we nearly went there when you brought us to kajang hahaha.

G : all of a sudden, my grandmother touched my arm and said "活好好"

B : means what ?? I dun understand chinese...

G : means continue to live well lol

B : ohh ohh!

G : this is the first time I hear, and maybe the the first time my heart got touched by hearing ppl saying this sentence to me.

B : awwww~

ごみプレーン

2009-07-20T23:06:00.003+08:00

(plain rubbish)

B : Hi G!

G : lalalalala~

B : Oi G...

G : lalalalala~

B : Oiii! GIAP!

G : lalalalalala~

B : ma de...

(G's rubbish)

Dont Play the Blame Game

2009-07-07T12:38:00.007+08:00

G : B B! do you know who is Lydia Hearst ??

B : who is that???

G : a girl ..

B : ....... I know is a girl laa, but WHO?!

G : she's a model, I got her picture for you. See See

B : AWWW! got bf aa?

G : I have to ask her first HAHAHAHA~

B : OK! soooo, what's up with Lydia Hearst??

G : ohhh, apparently she said sth which impressed me

B : like???

G : OKOK..imagine I'm Lydia Hearst yaa.

Lydia Hearst : Obviously this is the worst financial crisis since 1930. I think it's human nature to want to point a finger and blame someone for what happened. But, in this case, it's hard to do so. Do you blame the government for relaxing the standard and encouraging the Americans to own a home? Do you blame the banks for creating such outrageous mortgage products to take advantage of the economic environment? Do you blame the individuals and families who followed these incentives to borrow beond their means? Is Wall Street to be blamed for pushing our financial system to brink, or are regulators at fault for not reading the signals all along?

B : impressive... I dont think I can say sth like tat lerr.

G : she somehow made a very brief conclusion of what causes the crisis!!

B : I cant believe it!! She's a smart girl!! Hot model summore!

G : haha, Imagine I'm Lydia again.

Lydia Hearst : Pointing a finger can often be fruitless and ignores the human aspect of the crisis. Blame only gets you so far. People's lives have been ruined. Jobs have been lost, homes have been seized, college funds and retirements have been destroyed. I'm interested more in what we can do to fix the issues on hand.

G : for me this is truly impressive. I bet she will do well in financial courses hahahaha.

B : EH! btw, you know Lydia Hearst for loooong time edi???

G : nola, I only knew her few minutes ago hahahahaha, in a business page LOL.

B : .......................

G : awww, dun like this ler, let you see her again laa, here we go!

(G's Post)

G's Belofte

2009-07-01T11:51:00.005+08:00

First of all, I want to say sorry to B for breaking the policy of B&G hahaha. I wont use dialogue style for this post.

Today is my 170th day after transplant. Steve Jobs also had his transplant lately. I'm in the same class with Jobs! omG! Anyway, I guess things have been going in my way lately. Everything is stable. I never thought of writing this post actually, till a news got into my way.

There is a boy, 22 yrs old, leukemia patient too is suffering after his transplant. The boy's doctor tried his best already. Now the boy is looking for financial help through newspaper. I'm distracted by this news honestly. The time is up for the boy. I wonder when is mine.

I'm lucky for having a great grp of friends - NATO. Thanks for the visits when I was hospitalized. Thanks for the night visit. Thanks for the cakes, birthday gift and poster. Thanks for the ice cream fundraising. Specially to a few MALE friends :

Bak, thanks for constantly msn-ing with me hehe. I know I always crap with you, sometimes horny also hahaha. Nonetheless, I'm truly happy everytime after I talked crap to you LOL. I will miss you B~

Aaron, thanks for your platlet. You donated twice, this is AWESOME!! I'm touched coz you never hestitate in donating platlet. I wont forget the first time you intro your girlfriend to me in hospital LOL.

Yoon, thanks for the book you lend me. You walked all the way to SJMC early in the morning just to pass the book to me. OMG! i was still sleeping actually hahaha! But but, the book gave me strength, truly.

Ahem, to those who questioned me why i talk like that like that, act like that like that to my family, all I want to say is that my family is balanced. What seems to be imbalanced to you, is a balance to me. Weird to get complaints like this.

I'm not emo here. Dont get me wrong hehehe. I want to spill out some of my feelings in words nia. Hard to say it out face to face sometimes.

Although I'm not Steve Jobs, I'm sure we're enjoying whatever we're doing now. For the time remaining, I've decided to donate 10% of whatever i earned to charity, effectively from today, if I got la LOL !!

(G's post)

Blocking!! I Repeat!! Blocking!!!!!

2009-06-24T10:51:00.003+08:00

G : B!! good to see you again!!

B : yesss! I didn't see you for nearly 1 month in B&G le, where've you been?

G : I'm busy... hahahaha

B : you are at home 24 hrs...

G : anyway, I heard a BLOCKING news yesterday.

B : blocking??

G : yess, I'm not sure about this laa, but you can try in MSN later hehe.

B : how how?

G : I know there are few sophsticated ways to detect whether ppl are blocking you in MSN, but I just used a traditional way to test hehe.

B : ok..pls explain briefly.

G : Do you know that.. IF you block a person in MSN, the person can no longer see any updates in your personal msg anymore?

B : yesss. that's the meaning of block laa..aiyo!

G : opsss. thn.. Do you know that .. AFTER you blocked a person, the person will not see any updates also in your profile?

B : logical laa, when the blockee view the blocker's profile, there will be a line "XX hasn't done anything new lately"

G : yaya, you're right!!

B : thn..if the blocker sudd unblock the innocent blockee, every updates will be revealed in the blocker's profile after few minutesss!!

G : yessss. So, B you know the disadvantages of blocking too ya?

B : Opsss, bocor secret pulak!!

G : hahaha,so like mooeedin, be smarter bit la, think twice before you start blocking.

B : ya, unlike blogging, blocking is disrespectful.

(G's post)

Lazy to put a Japanese title this time

2009-06-23T20:06:00.003+08:00

Mooeedin : G! good to see you here! why're you wearing mask??

G : I heard got swine flu in Malaysia now, especially in Klang Valley, is that true?

Mooeedin : ohhh, no need scared la, everything is under control!

G : ya. I know you told reporters that you got no plan to close all the schools in Klang Valley.

Mooeedin : yesss. I said "unless there is an obvious need for it, we don't want to raise unnecessary alarm among the people."

G : I'm wondering what is your obvious need, can you explain briefly?

Mooeedin : errr...errr...

G : is it wait until more ppl got infected ,thn you panic, thn you quickly close all the schools?

Mooeedin : sorry...sorry..I .. I...

G : smarter a bit la, I support BN wan ok?

(G's post)

Lazy to put a Latin title this time

2009-05-28T01:35:00.001+08:00

After a turbulent few weeks, N is back at B&G.

N : B&G, I feel so stressed.

G : Why why why?

N : So many issues on my mind le. PPP suddenly has 2 presidents, Perak has 2 menteri besar, but since after A got bombed, I only got 1 lover left.

G : Lol. You notty boy!!

B : N, why you didn’t wanna contest in Penanti? Scared ah?

N : Noooo la. Who said I’m not contesting?

G : ???

N : Haih, you poor innocent souls. You see, although I didn’t put an official candidate there, I’m using a different tactic this time.

B : Wah, how how?

N : Easy. I bought over Ms. A, asked her to contest as an independent against PKR, then asked her to threaten to reveal some nasty stuff about PKR.

G : That way, the voters will think PKR is such a badddd party, and they won’t think that BN are behind this evil instigation of a dirty campaign!

N : You’re getting smarter, G! Look's like you’re recovering well…Hehe.

B : So pro! But you still made a mess in Perak.

G : Yalor. That Z has the guts to compare himself to Mandela & Gandhi.

N : Nola, that retard is only saying that they share the same skin colour.

B&G : LOL!

B : But I was quite surprised that you let the High Court rule against you.

N : Aiya, that was just a ploy ma. You’ve never heard of Appeal before meh?

G : Apple?

N : No, its… APPEAL.

G : Ohhhh

N : Yessss I did that to impress everyone, including Prez’ O in America!

Prez’ O : I was PUNK’ed!!!!

N : Ngek ngek ngek!

B&G : ………………

Photoshop CS3 Finale Part II

2009-05-25T01:45:00.001+08:00

(this is a reply to G’s post. Lol)

Studentsss : Prof B!

Prof B : Yessss my sweet sexy students, what’s the problem?

Studentsss : Prof G promised to teach us photoshop, but all he did was show off his work le.

Prof B : Is it!?!? How unprofessional. Come come let me show you some ‘tips’

Studentsss : Yay!!!

Prof B : Do you know what is wrong with these pictures?

Studentsss : When we first look at the picture, we first notice the woman running!

Prof B : Sooo clever!! Muaks

Studentsss : …………

Prof B : So what is important when we are doing a billboard adv is that we must project the BRAND! As you can see the brand (UniSA) is at the far bottom corner.

Studentsss : Ouuuuuuu

Prof B : So let me show you the perfect ad.

Studentsss : The quality is almost like Prof G’s de.

Prof B : You mean as good as his?

Studentsss : No, we mean as bad. LOL.

Prof B : ………………

Photoshop CS2 Finale ^^

2009-05-24T22:06:00.008+08:00

Prof G : Good morning students.

Studentsss : Good morning Prof G!

Prof G : ngek ngek ngek. Today... I gonna teach you.. how to design a billboard.

Studentsss : yes Prof G!! Bravo!! bravo!!

Prof G : FIRST! create a new canvas with size 1280 x 720 pixels.

Studentssss : yes Prof G!!

Prof G : THEN! add in or type anything you likey. Pls look at my sample.

Studentsss : Looks good Prof G!!

Prof G : ahem ahem hehe. THEN!! I dont care how you do it, make it LOOK ORGANISED. See my sample.

Studentsss : yes Prof G.....

Prof G : THEN!! time to DIY. Give some magic touches to your work. See mine see mine.

Studentsss : yes Prof G..... ...... ......

Prof G : LAST STEP! find a picture and paste your work in it. See my sample again!

Prof G : understand students??

Studentsss : you like didn't teach at all le..... !!!

Prof G : opssssss. Didn't I tell you all that I'm not a Photoshop lecturer?

(Prof G's post hahaha)

画一画, 油一油.

2009-05-13T23:22:00.005+08:00

G : B, I think I'm good in watercolour painting le ^^

B : ohh? show me your watercolour pic thn.

G : pls look down a bit.

B : OMG, it's OHHHSOME!! is IKEA!

G : not bad right?? I still remember I got 57 marks in my Pendidikan Seni in secondary school.

B : so high??!!

G : are you jealous edi?? yesssssssSS

B : errr, not really la, because I got a pic almost looks like your drawing de. Look down pls.

G : ...................... opssss ^^

(G's drawing)

fluctuatio

2009-05-05T13:44:00.001+08:00

G : B, it’s been a long time since you’ve blogged… what’s up? I thought there was a week’s holidays…

B : Study break ma, I thought no need to blog. Hehe.

G : ……… I’ve been on a break for about 9 months, and yet I still blog…

B : You’re too free la.

G : 0o0o0o so you must be very busy? What have you been doing??

B : I went to Zouk! CLEO’s 50 Most Eligible Bachelor Finals Party!

G : 你 OK 吗 ?? You go there to see guys?

B : U see G, when there is an event that feature hot guys such as this, surely there’ll be a lot of hot girls who’ll be there also ma.

G : Ooh, you’re so clever… But but, by hot girls you mean CMT and ASLY?

B : Ermm…

G : What time were you home? Your mummy daddy didn’t scold you?

B : I’m 22 already la.

G : I’m …I’m…21 but my mummy still don’t let me go out at night.

B : U cannot dance ma, your new bone marrow cannot take the intense vibrations. Lol.

G : …………

B : Hehe. Anyway, you must be a pro like me!

G : How?? Teach me teach me!

B : First, as you approach your house, mati-kan your car engine, but leave your handbrake down, and your gear shift to D. Your car will slowly glide down silently to your front porch.

G : What is mati-kan engine?

B : Means off your engine la noob…

G : Oh oh… then???

B : Then do not use your car alarm to lock your car doors. Lock it manually. Likewise, if your house has an autogate, manually open and close the gate, cause some gates create lots of noise when it closes, if it is made of cheap material like mine…

G : Oh Mr B, you’re so clever!! you’re my idol!

B : So where you wanna go tonight? MOS? Zouk? Barcelona?

G : Hehe see first ya, tell you tomorrow

(the next day)

B : So G, going?

G : Not sure yet leh. Tell you soon ya…

(the next day)

B : Going, G?? Faster decide la

G : Erm will let you know ASAP

(the next day)

B : Oi G, tonight on or not??

G : My momma say swine flu… better don’t go out…

B : …………

CHI CHAK!!

2009-04-30T15:20:00.009+08:00

G : B, let me show you some of my photoshop masterpieces

B : oh, come on show me!!

G : this is my latest April 09 masterpiece

B : wow!! not bad! but obviously you got no hair yet hehehehe

G : ..... there are also some older masterpieces which I made in SJMC or at home last yr.

G : I think I made this in SJMC. It looks like a graveyard hahahaha

B : ooo, this looks like the one u put in your msn display pic!!

G : this is our nato's blog header!!

B : I guess no one go to the blog liao after you put up the header..

G : oh noooo... now I know why... opsssss

B : SO, do you have any failed example to show? those you cannot let ppl see one??

G : hahaha, I have actually, let me show you too!

G : some ppl might say it looks nice but it's not supposed to end up this way haha

B : I heard you also tried some photo effect right?? using real people?

G : ya... you.. sure you want to see??

B : YES!

B : HAHAHAHAHA! why CMT look so greeeeen??? you just applied the gradient effect?!!

G : nooooo, I see ppl do very nice but surely sth went wrong when i tried hahaha!!

B : I think CMT will come after you soon!

G : that's why I use my photos for experiment now hehehe

dont't worry CMT, this pic will stay only in B&G lol

(G's post)

Totoro

2009-04-27T19:57:00.007+08:00

B : hey G, last few weeks, you told me your weight is bout 62 kg right??

G : ya, why suddenly ask me again??

B : oh no no no, I just want to know if you are back in shape or gain more nia

G : oo, kkk. my latest weight is... is... 68kg..

B : omg!! Are u ok aa? Any putus cinta aa?

G : ..... I thought I lost some weight at first le, haihh... I think I look like Totoro now.

B : wow! you mean the famous japanese star??!!

G : ..... my dear B, totoro is laaaa!!

(Totoro Low's post)

frater obsisto foramen

2009-04-18T01:21:00.001+08:00

(bros before holes)

G : B…

G : B!!!

B : Huh?? Oh! Oh!

G : ………… Stop listening to your iPod touch la.. it’s blogging time!

B : Sigh

G : Why sigh? You just got your new iTouch wo…not happy?

B : Happy le…but…

G : Sad because you don’t have a special someone to share with?

B : I…I…

G : Eh B, last time you told me, you almost got together with J.

B : That was long time ago le…2 years ago

G : Why didn’t you get together with her? What happened?

B : Why suddenly you’re asking about this?

G : Suddenly thought of it. Lol. Curious ma, cause the both of you almost made it.

B : Well…well… one of her reservations was… because she kinda knew my ex, C. So it’s like J and C are friends, and she just felt that it’s weird.

G : Ohhhhh. Like that also can feel weird meh? I don’t get it wo. Love means love la.

B : Okay I give you an example. If let’s say you couple with R. Then one day you break up. Then after that I couple with R. How would you feel then?

G : If like that then Chronicles of B&G sure close down already. Hahahaha

B : That’s exactly my point

G : And then hor, continuing that example you gave, A is both our good friend. How’d you think he’ll react to this?

B : I think A will be speechless. Split. Torn in between… Helpless…

G : Oooh I see. So I guess J can be highly commended for her to put her friendship with C first before committing into a relationship that will potentially jeopardize their friendship.

B : Yes

G : Hmm. but too bad, because of that, you remain single. Nyahahaha. Oopss…

B : ……………

जगा फोन को

2009-04-13T14:15:00.006+08:00

(wake up call)

G : Bakkie, someone from TBS called me just now...

B : yess, finally they decide to kick you out from TBS??

G : ... the lady asked me why I didn't go to class till today...

B : what did you say then???

G : I politely cakappp, "I handed in 2 letters-one from my doc and one from my father-to F on Feb liao."

B : ohh, prob solved thn!

G : I think F didn't process the letters well hehe, so the lady faxed me some forms to fill again.

B : ok..means they are going to process your case now la.What you want to complain actually??

G : errr...errr.. I dont feel like going back TBS that soon hahahahaha

(G's post)

純粋なクラップ

2009-04-12T22:10:00.006+08:00

(pure crap)

B : EH, is your turn to update our blog la.

G : oh oh, now updating hehe!! any clues for today's post?? or any breaking news??

B : errr, today someone went for a funny inteview called "come-get-a-girlfriend".

G : failed already?

B : yesss, the boy said he want to jump.. BUT I dun think so

G : I wonder who's the boy..btw, I watched "Marley and Me" today and I .. I.. cried a lilll bit

B : because of Jennifer Aniston??

G : NO laa, because of Marley the dog haha

B : ohhh..

G : I thought you want to sell your 5 years old Indian Star tortoise??

B : yess, why??

G : To plan for our future, we should keep it as our pet! treat the tortoise like our child!! thn only I decide whether I want to have children or not~

B : Are you OK today?? dont want talk to you anymore..

G : ..............

(G's COTD a.k.a Crap Of The Day)

fide et labore

2009-04-05T14:25:00.001+08:00

(with faith and zeal)

After his first 48 hours as No.1, we are once again delighted to have N on our blog.

G : N, what were you doing at Petaling Street?

B : And you drank Teh O Ais Limau! Love you N! Muah.

N : Well, during our last interview, I saw B’s fantastic watch. I knew I had to get one. Hehe. Oh, and TOAL is to die for. Delicious. Way better than my usual Black Label.

B : But, N, you’re so rich and powerful now. Shouldn’t you be able to afford an original one? You got so much commission from the nuclear submarine deals. (jealous). I still haven’t got my commission from my tuition deal yet. (hint)

N : Well, now recession ma, cannot simply buy RM10-20k watches you know. Besides, to show that I’m “One” with the rakyat, I must wear what they wear too. Nyahaha.

G : Ouuu. Eh N, why did you remove the ban on the two newspapers?

B : Yalor, I thought you said you wanted to save money la, save the trees la… And the 13 ISA Detainees! Why did you release them?

N : Hehehe. Fooled you guys huh? Now it’s my 100 honeymoon period ma, and we have 3 by-elections some more. So I better make popular decisions lo. After 100 days, throw them back to Kamunting, and ban those papers again. But don’t tell anyone. Ssshhh.

G : Wah you’re so pro!

B : Yea. We have much to learn…

G : I heard… B and N were from the same school. Is that true?

B & N : Let us march on to glory! Let us surge on to fame! Let us raise our voices and our hearts! Onward, onward St. John’s! Onward, onward, onward St. John’s!!

G : …………

Fast & Furious Part 2

2009-04-02T17:05:00.002+08:00

G : yoooo B!!

B : you look happy now!!

G : yes, I went to the Gardens just now!!

B : is that sth strange or unusual??

G : for me yes laaa. Eh, for 7 months I didn't go to the crowd, so the feeling is like I'm just being released from the jail haha.

B : sounds more like a horny monster escaped from the cave...

G : hahaha, I must admit that I saw many new xiao gu niangss and xiao mei meiss!! eyes a bit sore now..Opsss.

B : ..... I knew it. EH, btw, why you choose to go Gardens?

G : errrr.... I went to collect book from Borders actually.

B : ...........................

(G's post)

Fast & Furious Part 1

2009-04-02T16:31:00.006+08:00

B : hey G, you look serious. What's up??

G : hmmm, I'm a bit stress.

B : Doing assignment? I thought you free 24 hrs nowadays?

G : haha, is bout my body la. I think is time to tell you the truth. Are u ready B?

B : yes...

G : Actually, my plalet level never reach the min lvl since transplant. My immune system is not functioning normally. After 3 months, it looks like the viral infection is still strong. Whenever the medicine is reduced, my platlet dropped also.

B : Ohno, so what the doctor said?

G : today, he said sth like "I cant tell" , " strange" , "unusual" .

B : huh??? means you are dying?

G : not yet hehe. Although is a bad sign for a doctor to say sth like this, he said the situation is irrelevant to leukemia. It's infection. But is wth kind of viral infection is still unknown. So Monday I have to do marrow test.

B : ohh, so means you OK la? Are u feeling normal now?? Anything strange??

G : hehe, I'm feeling normal so far. Hopefully monday is a good day for me!!! WIll you be there for me Bakkie??

B : I'm always here for you Giappy~ (hug together)

G : ouuu, I'm so touched!

There are things that I want to achieve in life, please dont put a stop to me ..yet.

(G's wish)

canicula

2009-04-02T14:37:00.001+08:00

(bitch)

(G bumps into B)

G : Ouch! B…what are you doing here?? Aren’t you supposed to be at class?

B : I… I…

G : Someone dumped you?

B : Nola…but…sigh…

G : But I guess it was your fault anyway right??

B : True also…but still…

G : You’re saying that you’re being treated unfairly?

B : That’s how I feel, and…

G : And you think that students your age shouldn’t be treated this way?

B : Well I’m not saying that, but…

G : So you’re gonna file a complaint?

B : I thought of doing that but…

G : But you think that would be a foolish and immature way to handle this situation?

B : Well, I was feeling a little…

G : Upset? Hurt?

B : Yea, and…

G : Hahaha.

B : Can you let me talk?

G : Oopss. Ok ok. Go ahead.

B : I had a dream last night.

G : Wet dream???

B : I dreamt about boarding a plane to Adelaide secretly…and once I’m there, I went to visit Y-H, P, and SK.

G : Ooh and then?

B : And then we went shopping at the mall… and then we had BBQ party at their house.

G : So long NATO never had BBQ party…

B : We NEVER had BBQ party. Lol.

G : Oopss. I think this dream means you’re trying to escape all your troubles, and you miss your friends soo much. But I wonder why you never dream of me.

B : I thought this dream means that I should go for BBQ soon.

G : ……

ascendo ab auctoritas

2009-03-29T20:10:00.001+08:00

(rise to power)

Today we’re inviting a special, honourable, and very very very important guest to our blog. Fresh from getting something he dearly wants without clearly earning it, he’s none other than N.

(N bumps into G)

N : Ouch! Why is it so dark in here?

G : Earth Hour ma, lights are off

N : ………

B : So how are you feeling, N?

N : I’m good. I’m in a mood for change! Change in my party’s constitution! Change in the quota system! Change in th……

G : We can see that you’ve change into your undies.

N : OMG OMG OMG! How can you see that? I thought all lights are off for Earth Hour?

B : It’s already 9.30, N. So why are you in your undies?

N : Well I’ve got this meeting with a special person for a hot night of passion. Hehe..

G : Wah so dangerous. What if your wife finds out? Or if this girl keep stalking you?

N : Easy. Just bomb her with C4 Explosives la

G : What'’s a C4??

B : There, the one the terrorists use one in CS. (Counter-Strike, not Chye Soon)

G : Ouuuuu

B : But N, you’re not scared the police come after you meh?

N : Aiya. Scared what? Last time when I was No.2, I still can get myself out of trouble. What more if I’m No.1 now?

G : You the man N!

B : Eh N, why did you ban the 2 opposition newspapers?

N : Oh oh. Because I only read the Star, NST, Utusan, etc. So what for waste money print so many newspapers? Waste money nia. Especially now recession period.

G : Waste the trees printing so many newspapers also!

N : OK come, I bring you all visit this girl using my new submarine.

G : Wah Nuclear Subs wor. Where we going?

N : Azerbaijan. My 2nd favourite country after M.

B : M for Malaysia?

N : M for Mongolia!

G : ………

B : One last question, N, what impression do you think you can impose on the public that is different from your predecessor?

N : Well, for starters, I won’t fall asleep at 99% of my official functions!

B,G & N : HAHAHAHA, LOL, ROFL, LMAO

最後のカード

2009-03-28T06:49:00.003+08:00

(last card)

B : I'm emo.

G : Why you emo?

B : first, lots of assignments. I'm stress and tired doing those assignments. Need to revise notes also. Not only that, I want to score high high.Mood not so good lo.

G : that's all??

B : and and..love problem. I like a girl. I went to the Curve purposely to find her everytime. But I wonder if she knows my feelings or not...haihhhh.

G : anymore??

B : oh oh, got. friends' problem. I want breaking news, they give me break-up news. As a friend, I tried to console and encourage them. So when I talk to them, I a bit emo with them also.

G : ouuu, understandable reaction la B. next time, if you emo, think this way. You still have your last card : HEALTH. That's a priceless gift to you!! You should be at least happy for a few mins everyday for having the card. Not worth it la if you always emo. What's important - move on after a while. I lost my last card...Opsss.

(after few seconds..)
B : I feel better now!!

G : so fast...

(In G's mind)
When a person is indirectly saying HIHI to death, the person's mind will reflect all the happenings in life and people. The valuation process of people, moral values and life will start again. Maybe that's why people like soldiers, patients, or the like are more determined, calm, act slower or sometimes cruel and selfish after some vicious cycles or catastrophic events. These people realised something during the process, be it intrinsic and/or extrinsic value. Their perceptions and fundamentals had changed. What am I trying to say? next time before you syok syok emo, ask yourself, worth it or not. Value it. As for me, sometimes i wonder, is leukemia the price i need to pay to be a lil more mature? hope not.

occubo quies

2009-03-28T01:25:00.001+08:00

(rest in peace)

B & G : To he whom have departed, R.I.P.

iPhone & BlackBerrry

2009-03-27T12:15:00.004+08:00

G : I hope to get a BlackBerry Curve. How bout you, B?

B : oh oh. I hope to get an iPhone.

G : cool cool! hmm, I wonder if we can combine iPhone with Blackberry..?

B : waa, then we'll have iBerry!!

G : yesss, and iBerry sounds cute haha.

B : I wonder if both of us can com...

G : DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT !!

(G's post)

G's 最新のニュース

2009-03-26T14:52:00.000+08:00

(G's latest news)

B : hey G!! How's your blood test today?

G : oh, so far so good. Not back to normal yet, but no danger so far.

B : you sound so cheerful, are you pretending?

G : nola, in fact now if i look at my palm, i will have a big smile!! but.... but.....

B : what happened G?? i'm here with you, tell me babe~

G : there's a woman with leukemia, same like me, she passed away yesterday. I'm sad..

B : you know her?

G : no, she appeared in the news. Her siblings refused to donate bone marrow to her, which
directly led to her death!! I'm very down. She got the hope to live for years to come, but
why her biological siblings refused to help her? I think they..they.. are too cruel and
selfish... (tears coming out)

B : ohnoo, they really shouldn't do that. I can understand your feelings. Don't get too
emotional..(hugging together)

G : the reasons they gave are unacceptable. They thought they will die if they donate part of
their bone marrow?? EXCUSE ME?? bone marrow means the stem cells in your blood!!NOT
your BONE!! WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT DOWN AND RELAX.They are too
religious!!! I understand the process, that's why I know. But I couldn't help...

B : ooo, maybe you can help others next time. Do you need some tissue???

G : No,thanks. I'm fine. ohya,btw, can you...stop hugging me?? a bit geli la

B : .....................

arieto caecus caninus

2009-03-26T13:45:00.001+08:00

(like a blind dog)

B : Should I go to A&W today?

G : Depends. Are you hungry?

B : Should I go even if I’m not hungry?

G : I think you are hungry, but yet you don’t wanna go to A&W. Which is strange, because A&W is your current flavour now and it only opens every Thursday.

B : I do have a weird way of doing things..

G : Well you do know you got nothing to lose, right.

B : Maybe A&W is sick of me eating there every Thursday.

G : Or maybe you’re just being paranoid.

B : Why?

G : A&W is the food. You are the customer. Food doesn’t order the customer. The customer orders the food.

B : Oh.

G : And if A&W doesn’t like the customer, they’ll kick you out. So far that hasn’t happened, right?

B : Right. But should I give A&W a skip this week and go again next week? I did go to Starbucks after all yesterday

G : But A&W is gonna close soon. You may never get to eat there again.

B : True true.

G : Love is for fools wise enough to take a chance.

B : Brilliant. Want me to pack some for you?

G : ………….

cave ignoscas ab eliano

2009-03-26T00:17:00.001+08:00

(to forgive and to forget)

B : . . . . . .

G : Speechless? Wasn’t this your idea to do this in the first place?

B : Well it is our first dialogue, still getting over the early anxiety. Hehe.

G : Why the anxiety? As long as we don’t say anything sensitive here no one is going to get raped. Right?

B : But I suppose we don’t enjoy that security in recent times. We Malaysians tend to shoot the messenger. Anger isn’t channelled towards the right path.

G : Oh you mean like Wayne Rooney!

B : That was more of frustration.

G : You’d think a person the age of 23 should be mature enough to control his frustration, his anger. But he’s acting like a 17 year old.

B : I’d think a person, by the age of 21 should have some extend of maturity too. Yes, we could understand the source of anger, but why make things worse? Let water pass under the bridge. Let bygones be bygones.

G : Time will heal, I hope. Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind

B : But it seems like time not only failed to heal, but only served to make things a lot worse. The anger seems to be building instead of subsiding.

G : That will surely get in the way of more important priorities won’t it?

B : Definately. In a way, it seems like the fire of anger is hell bent on flaming itself wilder. Even if there’s no one acting as the wind flaming it. What others are actually trying to do is trying to be firefighters, putting out the flame of anger, but the fire is just way to hot.

G : Flaming on its own? A one man show. Cristiano Ronaldo comes to mind!

B : Yes yes. A bright star brimming with potential but now engulfed in his own petulance. Sulking at everything. Angry & frustrated with everyone but himself. If it doesn’t stop, a critical decline is inevitable.

G : Well I’m sure in Ronaldo’s case, he has his teammates and manager to guide and help him right?

B : One must be willing to help himself first, before being able to accept the help of others.

G : An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing.

B : God bless Martin Luther King Jr.

G : God bless the tortured soul.